#270606 - I took the towel, and rather than folding it up onto her stomach, I simply removed it from her, completely. When I arrived at the home (did I say it was upscale? That is an understatement) which was clearly in the seven or eight figure category, I was greeted at the door by a short, pudgy gentleman (about 5’8” and 180 pounds) who was around fortyish with black hair, nicely styled, dark brown eyes, swarthy skin (perhaps middle eastern…Turkish? Iranian?) who shook my hand with short, pudgy fingers and that slight accent I had heard on the phone. It is a true story, and is related as Mike told it to me; it is also in response to a request from a lady who wanted to know more about his house calls.